Red Scharlach Points At Interesting Things

Jul 24

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Jul 23

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Jul 20

221bsherlock:

the real question is how the fuck did Ben jump so high??!!?!

His top is made out of rubber, his bottom is made out of springs. Basically, he’s bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

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Jul 18

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Jul 16

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Jul 13

According to bbcone, Doctor Who leeks are being maliciously posted all over Tumblr. While they are dealing with this situation, I thought I’d show viewers what to watch out for. Stay safe out there, veg-lovers…

According to bbcone, Doctor Who leeks are being maliciously posted all over Tumblr. While they are dealing with this situation, I thought I’d show viewers what to watch out for. Stay safe out there, veg-lovers…

Jul 12

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Jul 11

questionableadvice:

~ Carter’s Thrixaline, 1894via Flickr

Yes, with a little time and effort, you should be able to train your moustache to sit, roll over, fetch your newspaper and do minor household chores. Hopefully it will also wriggle off your face and jump straight into the bin when your flatmate decides that you don’t need it anymore…

…sorry, John

questionableadvice:

~ Carter’s Thrixaline, 1894
via Flickr

Yes, with a little time and effort, you should be able to train your moustache to sit, roll over, fetch your newspaper and do minor household chores. Hopefully it will also wriggle off your face and jump straight into the bin when your flatmate decides that you don’t need it anymore…

…sorry, John

Jul 10

Jonathan Greeting David After David Killed Goliath (mid-18th century) by Gottfried Bernhard Göz
This week’s Mighty Moment In Slash History is devoted to the greatest of biblical slash pairings: David and Jonathan. I won’t go into how canon it is, but the short answer is: very. 
As we know, David getting his kit off has long been a classic subject for paintings and statues, but the theme in this case is usually his slaying of Goliath. When artists bother to portray David and Jonathan together, they disappointingly ignore the bit where Jonathan strips off for David and choose instead to focus on man-hugs with a side of decapitation. The severed head of Goliath often looks pretty cheesed off by this turn of events, as I suppose you might if your disembodied noggin was reduced to the role of gooseberry.
If all we get to see is a hug, however, this depiction is surely one of the cutest ever. See how blissful they both look. You can almost hear Jonathan saying: “Oh darling, the decapitated head of a Philistine! How did you know? You always give me the sweetest prezzies! And I didn’t get you anything!" Then David explains how Jonathan can make it up to him later, possibly by wearing David’s slingshot as a thong and dancing around the living room to Israelites by Desmond Dekker. Meanwhile, Goliath’s skull lies forgotten on the coffee table and heaves a deep sigh of resignation…

Jonathan Greeting David After David Killed Goliath (mid-18th century) by Gottfried Bernhard Göz

This week’s Mighty Moment In Slash History is devoted to the greatest of biblical slash pairings: David and Jonathan. I won’t go into how canon it is, but the short answer is: very.

As we know, David getting his kit off has long been a classic subject for paintings and statues, but the theme in this case is usually his slaying of Goliath. When artists bother to portray David and Jonathan together, they disappointingly ignore the bit where Jonathan strips off for David and choose instead to focus on man-hugs with a side of decapitation. The severed head of Goliath often looks pretty cheesed off by this turn of events, as I suppose you might if your disembodied noggin was reduced to the role of gooseberry.

If all we get to see is a hug, however, this depiction is surely one of the cutest ever. See how blissful they both look. You can almost hear Jonathan saying: “Oh darling, the decapitated head of a Philistine! How did you know? You always give me the sweetest prezzies! And I didn’t get you anything!" Then David explains how Jonathan can make it up to him later, possibly by wearing David’s slingshot as a thong and dancing around the living room to Israelites by Desmond Dekker. Meanwhile, Goliath’s skull lies forgotten on the coffee table and heaves a deep sigh of resignation…

Jul 09

It has come to my attention that five whole years have passed since the fictional demise of Ianto Jones, former coffee boy, pterodactyl handler and all-purpose snugglebunny of the parish of Torchwood. So here’s a mini tribute, accompanied by a revival of one of my favourite ridiculous Torchwood puns…

It has come to my attention that five whole years have passed since the fictional demise of Ianto Jones, former coffee boy, pterodactyl handler and all-purpose snugglebunny of the parish of Torchwood. So here’s a mini tribute, accompanied by a revival of one of my favourite ridiculous Torchwood puns…

Jul 08

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Jul 04

Tiny happy Batman. He’s definitely not canon but I drew him anyway.

Tiny happy Batman. He’s definitely not canon but I drew him anyway.