Fancy a spot of Musketeers merchandise? Well, the thing about a fandom that’s been around for 170 years is that lots of branding opportunities have already been exploited. For instance, you can buy Athos brandy, Porthos brandy, Aramis brandy, (Cardinal) Richelieu brandy, Milady cranberry liqueur… and D’Artagnan sausages.
Yeah, I’m not sure what it is about D’Artagnan that says “phallic meat product”, but what the heck. Anyone for an end-of-season brandy and sausage party?