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That top picture is definitely Harry, Ron and Hermione: The Vogue Years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Benedict Cumberbatch., Episode 1, Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself - BBC Radio 4

mums-the-nerd:

'My name is long and ridiculous, like my face'.

SO YEAH I WROTE THIS AND I’M STILL REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.

Listen to the rest of the show on R4, Tuesday at 6.30pm.

Yes, this Radio 4 sketch was written by the very clever mums-the-nerd and it is funny so you should listen to it!

Cumberbatch,
Cumberbatch,
Look, it’s Benedict Cumberbatch!
Cheekbones high,
Errant curls,
Chased by amorous crowds of girls,
Watch out!
Run for it, Cumberbatch…

—My obligatory Spider-Man parody, several days after the meme was fashionable. Sorry…

I strongly suspect that if I ever meet Benedict Cumberbatch in real life, this is what our encounter will be like. “Bloody hell, it’s that otter woman. Hasn’t she gone away yet? Nope, she’s still there. Drat and double drat…”

I strongly suspect that if I ever meet Benedict Cumberbatch in real life, this is what our encounter will be like. “Bloody hell, it’s that otter woman. Hasn’t she gone away yet? Nope, she’s still there. Drat and double drat…

And now, an Otter Who Looks Like Benedict Cumberbatch Drunkenly Accepting A GQ Award. Thank you very good much for this ice cube and I’ll see you in the pool…

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It’s Jonny Sonny and Cherlock, the grooviest pop couple on Baker Street, ready to promote their catchy new single “I’ve Got Clues, Babe”.
Inspired partly by letsdrawsherlock's August Challenge: Alternative Fashion Styles, partly by various retro music posters, and partly by my inability to resist an appalling pun…

It’s Jonny Sonny and Cherlock, the grooviest pop couple on Baker Street, ready to promote their catchy new single “I’ve Got Clues, Babe”.

Inspired partly by letsdrawsherlock's August Challenge: Alternative Fashion Styles, partly by various retro music posters, and partly by my inability to resist an appalling pun…

What’s more topical than Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch? Yes, it’s Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch Doing The Ice Bucket Challenge!

Unfortunately, otters find it rather difficult to donate to the MND Association in the UK or the ALS Association in the US, but I’ve heard they make particularly cute squeaky noises of gratitude when human beings make a donation instead…

originalwolfgirl:

Let’s be honest, the real question isn’t “To be or not to be?”, it’s what is Benedict’s Hamlet hair going to look like?…

Toupée or not toupée, that is the question –
Whether ‘tis kinder to Ben’s head to suffer
The fronds and flounces of outrageous wiggage,
Or to wield combs against a sea of tangles,
And by diffusing, groom them? To dye, to cut –
How short? – and with this style, to hope we end
The quarrels and the oft-conflicting feels
That fans are prone to? ‘Tis a costume concept
Devoutly to be wished. To dye too dark,
Too light, perchance too red; Why should we fear?
For when he steps on stage, with hair all done,
When he but ruffles up those errant curls,
He’ll make us swoon….

I heard that all the cool kids were coming up with coffeeshop AUs these days so I decided to do the same. I fear I may have misunderstood the central concept, though…

I heard that all the cool kids were coming up with coffeeshop AUs these days so I decided to do the same. I fear I may have misunderstood the central concept, though…

Not for the first time, my brain woke me up in the middle of the night and this time it whispered “What lessons would they teach at the Sherlock School of Dance?” It then refused to let me go back to sleep until I’d written this silly list. So are you prepared to burn… the dancefloor?

Not for the first time, my brain woke me up in the middle of the night and this time it whispered “What lessons would they teach at the Sherlock School of Dance?” It then refused to let me go back to sleep until I’d written this silly list. So are you prepared to burn… the dancefloor?

221bsherlock:

the real question is how the fuck did Ben jump so high??!!?!

His top is made out of rubber, his bottom is made out of springs. Basically, he’s bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

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fridafrag:

Then / Now

Presented without further comment…

IMPORTANT NOTICE

The Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch meme was actually just a statistical error. The average otter does NOT look like Benedict Cumberbatch. A single otter who hangs around movie premieres and TOTALLY looks like Benedict Cumberbatch was an outlier and should not have been counted.

dudeufugly:

that’s why!according to the site: Dunlop’s new spokespersonsource

This looks like a set-up for an appalling joke to me:
Q: Why is Benedict Cumberbatch like a Dunlop tyre?
He’s pumped up, firm and bouncy to the touch
He grips close, even in wet conditions
He can get changed in under two minutes
He only comes in black rubber
After I’ve gone around the block with him a few times, he’ll be completely worn out…

dudeufugly:

that’s why!
according to the site: Dunlop’s new spokesperson
source

This looks like a set-up for an appalling joke to me:

Q: Why is Benedict Cumberbatch like a Dunlop tyre?

  • He’s pumped up, firm and bouncy to the touch
  • He grips close, even in wet conditions
  • He can get changed in under two minutes
  • He only comes in black rubber
  • After I’ve gone around the block with him a few times, he’ll be completely worn out…