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This is a shot from Only Lovers Left Alive, but I prefer to imagine that it actually comes from a forthcoming movie about the time that Loki spent several months hiding out on Earth and somehow found himself dazed, confused and working as the temporary manager of Bernard Black’s bookshop…

This is a shot from Only Lovers Left Alive, but I prefer to imagine that it actually comes from a forthcoming movie about the time that Loki spent several months hiding out on Earth and somehow found himself dazed, confused and working as the temporary manager of Bernard Black’s bookshop

Khan’s fringe appreciation post.

Star Trek Into Darkness was the tragic story of a man who was genetically engineered to be superior, but in order to prevent him from being insufferably perfect, he was cursed with an unmanageable bit of floppy hair right at the front. Benedict Cumberbatch found he could empathize deeply with this sad plight. The rest is history.

cumberbatchweb:

First production still of Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange. Film now entitled The Fifth Estate

For a moment, I thought this was a Harry Potter AU in which the grown-up Draco and Harry go backpacking around Europe and get their anoraks homoerotically entangled…

cumberbatchweb:

First production still of Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange. Film now entitled The Fifth Estate

For a moment, I thought this was a Harry Potter AU in which the grown-up Draco and Harry go backpacking around Europe and get their anoraks homoerotically entangled…

misspeelpants:


Dateline dating advert from 1975.


Heaven knows I’m in the market for a man, but look at this sorry bunch. Adrian-on-Thursday is the only one with a hairstyle that doesn’t make me want to vomit on the spot, but I’d probably spend most of Thursday trying to work out whether he might be gay. As for Disco Bob-on-Tuesday, you might as well just call the police right now. It’s going to be an exciting life…

misspeelpants:

Dateline dating advert from 1975.

Heaven knows I’m in the market for a man, but look at this sorry bunch. Adrian-on-Thursday is the only one with a hairstyle that doesn’t make me want to vomit on the spot, but I’d probably spend most of Thursday trying to work out whether he might be gay. As for Disco Bob-on-Tuesday, you might as well just call the police right now. It’s going to be an exciting life…

My mind simply cannot comprehend this man’s hairstyle. It has tried and it has failed. Perhaps this is how future generations will feel when they gaze upon Justin Bieber.

My mind simply cannot comprehend this man’s hairstyle. It has tried and it has failed. Perhaps this is how future generations will feel when they gaze upon Justin Bieber.

That awkward moment when eighties geek-mode Benedict is watching you watching him watching you.

That awkward moment when eighties geek-mode Benedict is watching you watching him watching you.