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Khan’s fringe appreciation post.

Star Trek Into Darkness was the tragic story of a man who was genetically engineered to be superior, but in order to prevent him from being insufferably perfect, he was cursed with an unmanageable bit of floppy hair right at the front. Benedict Cumberbatch found he could empathize deeply with this sad plight. The rest is history.

While Tumblr flails over shiny new gifs from Star Trek Into Darkness, here’s something I cunningly pasted spotted in a corner of the screen. I do hope the Enterprise crew bother to read these instructions carefully before the next Trek movie comes along…

[Original screengrab is from here.]

I’ve made a new set of Star Trek Into Darkness cartoon icons, including all sort of silliness and SPOILERS for the movie. Take as many as you like and use them anywhere you want!

The existence of Showerbatch footage may have done a little to compensate for the lack of half-naked men in Star Trek Into Darkness, but the NEXT Trek movie definitely needs to take a more egalitarian approach to lechery. Since the Powers-That-Be seem to have no problem thinking of excuses to show scantily clad ladies, here’s my suggestion to help them even up the score…

The existence of Showerbatch footage may have done a little to compensate for the lack of half-naked men in Star Trek Into Darkness, but the NEXT Trek movie definitely needs to take a more egalitarian approach to lechery. Since the Powers-That-Be seem to have no problem thinking of excuses to show scantily clad ladies, here’s my suggestion to help them even up the score…

I’m fascinated by the futuristic London skyline that appears on the latest poster for Star Trek Into Darkness, so I thought I’d put together a visitor’s guide to some of the city’s most intriguing new sights…

Poor John Harrison. Not only does somebody love him, but he also looks sad when he thinks no one can see him…

Poor John Harrison. Not only does somebody love him, but he also looks sad when he thinks no one can see him…

I was rather excited by the latest trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness, so here’s my exclusive reveal of some dialogue that somehow never made it into the final script…

I was rather excited by the latest trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness, so here’s my exclusive reveal of some dialogue that somehow never made it into the final script…

sherlockology:

Star Trek Into Darkness: Teaser Trailer 2

More new footage featuring Benedict Cumberbatch in this action packed teaser, attached to cinema screenings of OZ: The Great and Powerful this weekend

He’s a fugitive and I want to take him out." Well, Jim, I’m afraid you’re not the only one that wants to take him out. You’ll just have to stand in line with the rest of us…

You think your movie is safe from ancient memes. It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy this gratuitous piece of silliness. For I have returned, and so have my otters…

You think your movie is safe from ancient memes. It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy this gratuitous piece of silliness. For I have returned, and so have my otters…

The care and feeding of your Cumberbatch is SO important. I was worried that Benedict might be bored in his empty Star Trek holding cell, so I gave him lots of things to play with. He still doesn’t look very happy, though.

I’m pretty sure that this is what a large portion of Tumblr wants for Christmas, if only we were able to actually purchase it. As soon as I work out how to put a big red BUY NOW button on this post that sends all proceeds to me, I’ll let you know…