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Not for the first time, my brain woke me up in the middle of the night and this time it whispered “What lessons would they teach at the Sherlock School of Dance?” It then refused to let me go back to sleep until I’d written this silly list. So are you prepared to burn… the dancefloor?

Not for the first time, my brain woke me up in the middle of the night and this time it whispered “What lessons would they teach at the Sherlock School of Dance?” It then refused to let me go back to sleep until I’d written this silly list. So are you prepared to burn… the dancefloor?

questionableadvice:

~ Carter’s Thrixaline, 1894via Flickr

Yes, with a little time and effort, you should be able to train your moustache to sit, roll over, fetch your newspaper and do minor household chores. Hopefully it will also wriggle off your face and jump straight into the bin when your flatmate decides that you don’t need it anymore…

…sorry, John

questionableadvice:

~ Carter’s Thrixaline, 1894
via Flickr

Yes, with a little time and effort, you should be able to train your moustache to sit, roll over, fetch your newspaper and do minor household chores. Hopefully it will also wriggle off your face and jump straight into the bin when your flatmate decides that you don’t need it anymore…

…sorry, John

Gosh, it’s a Sherlock behind-the-scenes exclusive that I have completely made up! While Sherlock was doing his best French waiter impersonation in The Empty Hearse, little did we know that he ALSO slipped a cunningly prepared fake winelist in front of John, hoping that he might get the subtle hint. Sadly, John was too preoccupied to notice and Sherlock had to opt for the UNsubtle approach to returning from the dead…

I had a request for a mini-Army John, so now Captain John Watson is available for service as a shirt, postcard or sticker! Wear him somewhere dangerous: he’ll enjoy that…

There aren’t many things in the world that Sherlock feels possessive about, but here are a few of them.

This new Sherlock t-shirt and card design has just been added to my Redbubble store! Longstanding viewers may recall it’s based on an icon I made years ago but was always rather fond of.

Non-Cyber Tuesday alert! For one day only, you can get 20% off all phone cases from Redbubble by entering the code 20CASES when you check out.
So if you’d like a mini Sherlock and John to adorn your iPhone or Samsung Galaxy, now would be an excellent time to treat yourself…

Non-Cyber Tuesday alert! For one day only, you can get 20% off all phone cases from Redbubble by entering the code 20CASES when you check out.

So if you’d like a mini Sherlock and John to adorn your iPhone or Samsung Galaxy, now would be an excellent time to treat yourself…

I don’t care what you think any more, Sherlock. I’ve told the BBC that they can hire my upper lip for corporate branding purposes and they’re paying me well for the privilege…

A shocking Sherlock plot development revealed by the latest trailer

Warn the criminal classes and inform Scotland Yard: Sherlock-themed Christmas cards are now on sale from my Redbubble shop! There are five designs to choose from: Merry Crimescene, Like A Fairy, Watson Wonderland, Not My Deer Fashion and Mycroft’s Brolly. And if you buy eight cards, Redbubble gives you a nifty 20% discount.

A selection of Sherlock t-shirts and stickers are also available and would make ideal gifts. Just remember to make sure your lipstick matches the wrapping paper…

Everyone’s terribly excited about the first promo shot for Sherlock Season 3, but I noticed this subtle clue that may be VERY relevant to the plot! Or maybe not…

Everyone’s terribly excited about the first promo shot for Sherlock Season 3, but I noticed this subtle clue that may be VERY relevant to the plot! Or maybe not…

It has come to my attention that several people have seen my Planktonlock pic and wondered if Plankton!John was supposed to look like a sperm. In fact, he’s meant to be a choanoflagellate but it’s an understandable mistake to make. To clarify the matter, I decided to draw what John and Sherlock would look like if they really WERE male reproductive cells, and thus I created what is quite possibly the worst Sherlock AU joke of all time: SPERMLOCK.
There are no words to explain how sorry I am…

It has come to my attention that several people have seen my Planktonlock pic and wondered if Plankton!John was supposed to look like a sperm. In fact, he’s meant to be a choanoflagellate but it’s an understandable mistake to make. To clarify the matter, I decided to draw what John and Sherlock would look like if they really WERE male reproductive cells, and thus I created what is quite possibly the worst Sherlock AU joke of all time: SPERMLOCK.

There are no words to explain how sorry I am…

After my recent Planktonlock picture, a Twitter follower suggested this dreadful pun to me as a potential follow-up. Since my ability to resist dreadful puns is non-existent, here is the tragically groanworthy result. And of course, the TV adaptation will star Benedict Lumberbatch and Martin Treeman…

After my recent Planktonlock picture, a Twitter follower suggested this dreadful pun to me as a potential follow-up. Since my ability to resist dreadful puns is non-existent, here is the tragically groanworthy result. And of course, the TV adaptation will star Benedict Lumberbatch and Martin Treeman…

Today I saw a post on Cumberbatchweb, asking whether John and Sherlock’s relationship would “stay planktonic”. This rather charming typo inspired me to create PLANKTONLOCK, a very mini-series indeed. Just the two of us against the rest of the water column…

Today I saw a post on Cumberbatchweb, asking whether John and Sherlock’s relationship would “stay planktonic”. This rather charming typo inspired me to create PLANKTONLOCK, a very mini-series indeed. Just the two of us against the rest of the water column…

At long last, here’s a chance to cheer up your chest with a Sherlock mini-people t-shirt, flabbergast your friends with Sherlock postcards or spruce up your stuff with Sherlock stickers! The following designs are now on sale in my Redbubble store:

T-shirt designs: The Sherlock gang, Sherlock and John, Mycroft and Lestrade

Postcards and greetings cards: The Sherlock gang, Sherlock and John, Mycroft and Lestrade

Stickers: Sherlock, John Watson, Mrs Hudson, Molly Hooper, Mycroft, Greg Lestrade, Irene Adler, Moriarty

Watch this space for more designs in the not-too-distant future…

Pizza Holmes, the only place to load up with Sherlock-themed pizza puns! Hold the extra cheese…

Pizza Holmes, the only place to load up with Sherlock-themed pizza puns! Hold the extra cheese…

Sums with Sherlock! Is this a forward-thinking project to improve the numeracy of today’s youth, or simply an excuse for some groanworthy pseudo-mathematical puns? You decide…

Sums with Sherlock! Is this a forward-thinking project to improve the numeracy of today’s youth, or simply an excuse for some groanworthy pseudo-mathematical puns? You decide…