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Continuing the theme of Sherlock Merchandise That Doesn’t Exist But Really Should, I think Mycroft ought to cash in on his unexpected exercise scene from The Sign of Three by releasing a workout DVD. Consider it a belated sequel to Mrs Hudson’s all-too-real aerobics album…

Continuing the theme of Sherlock Merchandise That Doesn’t Exist But Really Should, I think Mycroft ought to cash in on his unexpected exercise scene from The Sign of Three by releasing a workout DVD. Consider it a belated sequel to Mrs Hudson’s all-too-real aerobics album

Sherlock spoiler alert! My mini-tribute to one of the many charming new ships introduced in The Empty Hearse. Just keep swimming, Mycroft…

Sherlock spoiler alert! My mini-tribute to one of the many charming new ships introduced in The Empty Hearse. Just keep swimming, Mycroft…

SHERLOCK SERIES 3 SPOILER: Everything you ever suspected about Mycroft’s office turns out to be true.

SHERLOCK SERIES 3 SPOILER: Everything you ever suspected about Mycroft’s office turns out to be true.

Stand back for a final burst of festive advertising! For today only, you can get 20% off all posters and prints from Redbubble by entering the code GIVEPOSTERS20 or GIVEPRINTS20 when you check out.

So if you were thinking of buying a Field Guide to the Common Cumberbatch poster or print or a Bitchslap on Baker Street poster or print, either for yourself or someone else, now would be an optimum moment. And there’s even time to get standard delivery to the UK in time for Christmas, if you move with Santa-like swiftness…

Warn the criminal classes and inform Scotland Yard: Sherlock-themed Christmas cards are now on sale from my Redbubble shop! There are five designs to choose from: Merry Crimescene, Like A Fairy, Watson Wonderland, Not My Deer Fashion and Mycroft’s Brolly. And if you buy eight cards, Redbubble gives you a nifty 20% discount.

A selection of Sherlock t-shirts and stickers are also available and would make ideal gifts. Just remember to make sure your lipstick matches the wrapping paper…

Pizza Holmes, the only place to load up with Sherlock-themed pizza puns! Hold the extra cheese…

Pizza Holmes, the only place to load up with Sherlock-themed pizza puns! Hold the extra cheese…

Sums with Sherlock! Is this a forward-thinking project to improve the numeracy of today’s youth, or simply an excuse for some groanworthy pseudo-mathematical puns? You decide…

Sums with Sherlock! Is this a forward-thinking project to improve the numeracy of today’s youth, or simply an excuse for some groanworthy pseudo-mathematical puns? You decide…

As you’ve probably heard by now, the first episode of Season 3 of Sherlock will be entitled The Empty Hearse. This particular bit of silliness was inspired by a well-known Far Side cartoon and my own tragic love of terrible puns…

As you’ve probably heard by now, the first episode of Season 3 of Sherlock will be entitled The Empty Hearse. This particular bit of silliness was inspired by a well-known Far Side cartoon and my own tragic love of terrible puns…

I recently received an anonymous request saying: “Can you do a Sherlsocks? Pretty please?”
It turns out that yes, I can.

I recently received an anonymous request saying: “Can you do a Sherlsocks? Pretty please?

It turns out that yes, I can.

  • Benedarkness Cumbertrek: Is there anything you would not do for your family?
  • Mycroft Holmes: Oh dear Lord. We’re not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we?
I know that Speedy’s Cafe already sells Sherlock-themed sandwiches, but here’s a members-only alternative with more dreadful puns. Silent but deadly delicious…

I know that Speedy’s Cafe already sells Sherlock-themed sandwiches, but here’s a members-only alternative with more dreadful puns. Silent but deadly delicious…

I’ve made a new set of my Sherlock cartoon icons, featuring spoilers for the whole of Series 2 and a large helping of extra silliness. Help yourself if you want any!

Ways you know Sherlock has broken your brain, no. 237: I saw the image on the left (a hair tonic advertisement from 1946) and immediately had the mental image on the right.