Shamelessly reblogging my own art, because if the trailer for Thor: The Dark World is anything to go by, Loki needs all the hair-care help he can get…
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I’m pretty sure that this is what a large portion of Tumblr wants for Christmas, if only we were able to actually purchase it. As soon as I work out how to put a big red BUY NOW button on this post that sends all proceeds to me, I’ll let you know…
Currently the London Underground is plastered with temporary pink Olympic signs, supposedly designed to direct tourists towards Olympic sporting venues. However, it’s quite difficult to work out where the heck most of them are pointing or what route they’re trying to follow.
Therefore, I’m tempted to print out a few of THESE versions at a large size and paste them up around the place. Admittedly, they bear little relation to any real-world London destinations, but at least they’re upfront about their own fictionality. And besides, travelling in your mind can sometimes be the best kind…
After Prince Hal gallantly took his clothes off for important plot reasons in The Hollow Crown this week, I thought he might like to try making a career out of it…
Important Benedict Star Trek news because leather
You know how Tom Hiddleston beat Benedict in the recent BBC America poll? And you know how Tom’s been working some gobsmacking leather outfits in The Hollow Crown, which he allegedly had to be sewn into?
Can we say “leather-clad rematch”? Yes, I think we probably can…
Inspired by Henry IV, Part 1, here’s a helping of anachronistic silliness from the privy wall at the Boar’s Head Tavern. The otter is mentioned in Act 3, Scene 3, and the beaver is from Act 4, Scene 1.
In other news, Tom Hiddleston can lie on my kitchen floor in a haze of leather-clad sherry-soaked debauchery any time he wants.
One does not simply walk into Asgard, you know. However, a few people have access to one of Loki’s special plotholes…
“Hiddleston explains that as Loki’s anger grows, so do his horns. ‘It’s all that jealousy. It might be a crazy analogy, but the more Pinocchio lies, the bigger the nose gets. And the more Loki’s pain and rage expand, the bigger the horns get. Also, they just look more badass. By The Avengers 3, I’ll be like a magic elk.’” (USA Today)
If Tom Hiddleston wants to be a magic elk, then far be it from me to deny him that pleasure…
If Thor uses Th’Oreal, I decided that Loki deserved his own haircare range. Well, not so much deserved as demanded in a diva-like way…
So I went to see The Avengers, loved it, and now feel an urge to make ridiculous jokes about it. Sorry, folks.
While I wait to see whether my brain does anything more with this shiny new source of fannishness, you can read my Avengers review (with SPOILERS) over here.
